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Archer, the ᴀʀᴄʜᴇsᴛ of ᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀs! ✩ ([personal profile] murkrows) wrote on February 28th, 2015 at 05:32 pm
Kingdom Hurts: The Hunger Games Edition
Thanks to this website, we can now simulate our favourite characters dying in awful ways, without going through the effort of actually playing a KH game!

Kingdom Hurts will be right back after a word from our sponsors.



...This has been a word from our sponsors.


THERE WE GO. Icon creds were found at cyanidebombers @ dw, chasingoblixion @ tumblr, and google images.





I love how it's actually pretty IC so far.





(Not pictured: Mickey and Donald flee the Cornucopia together.)



Two cannon shots can be heard in the distance.





Goofy, you're going to die.





Not pictured: Sora stalking Lumaria.

Two cannon shots can be heard in the distance. They don't get a status screen update because they look the same anyway.



Not pictured: Xion also thinking about winning.



...Riku...







BRING OUT YA DEAD!



I think something's wrong with Lea.



"Four characters mobbed together and killed off a Keyblade Master! ...Oh, also, Minnie went to bed!"



LUMARIA WHY



I just noticed it tracks kills. How nice.



Young Xehanort: Body filled with the power of DARKNESS!!! ...Some unnecessary muscles have been removed to create room.



I wonder if there'll be a faceoff between Xion and Myde.



Mickey, what the fuck?!





Nine little soldiers sat up very late...



...but one had it comin', and then there were eight.



After your accomplishments so far, Mickey, I'm really not interested in your story. (Also, Goofy? You goofed.)







Nice work, Lea! Just don't forget about her again.





Wait. Wait, hang on.



!!!!!!



There's a kind of beautiful irony in this win, though.



The girl destined to be forgotten...



...is the only one who didn't disappear. (The end. ) (Enjoy crying yourself to sleep tonight, motherfuckers.)
 
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